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  • me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

flightcub:

totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”

camdenlahey:

i hate watching things with my mum because 9/10 times someone will call and it will either be my nan whinging or my aunty calling to bitch about my nan whinging and it means that for a minimum of a half hour everything has to be put on hold so she can talk on the phone and like fuck i just wanna finish harry potter

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”