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hellacatholic:

when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

compliment:

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies