when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 


why cant i just plug myself into a charger


do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two


How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies